Secret Santa for TheRandomPhangirl by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Secret Santa for TheRandomPhangirl
“I’m sorry.”
Those are the last words spoken by Marius Pontmercy while he still lives. Or perhaps the first ones he speaks when he dies. It is difficult to tell. Cosette had him when she slipped into the final sleep, a few months past. He has no one. His family, his friends, his wife, all gone before him, his children scattered into the world. He dies in his bed, alone, and is greeted first not by Cosette, but by an angelic and terrible face he has not seen for decades. “Enjolras…”
“The savior of the barricades joins us at last. Well met, Marius Pontmercy.”
“Why do I only see you?&rdq
Secret Santa for ~GermanyXItaly1000 by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Secret Santa for ~GermanyXItaly1000
He sits alone, the man in the mask,
And waits for the girl who listened.
All around him is a shattered dream,
The dream she could love him,
And she would stay with him.
A wilting rose sits by her portrait,
The symbol of undying love,
Now lies withering into nothing.
He loved her, so much,
He loved her the night she sang,
And the moment when she tore his mask away.
He loved her upon the rooftop,
On the night when she broke his heart.
He loved her at the masquerade,
When she was the only color to be seen,
And he loved her when she mourned for her father.
He loved her when she sang his work,
And he loved her when she exposed him
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine
Cosette:
Oh my life begins at last
When I meet a guy
And I fall in love so fast.
Papa makes me run before I can even say goodbye
But wait, papa changed
And I'm now with Marius
Everything's arranged
To my perfect happiness.
Eponine:
Oh, you fucking Disney princess!
Do you even know a thing?
I've been living in the streets,
As I hear the people sing!
I haven't had a bite to eat
In maybe nine whole years
And I think that I'm in danger
Of just drowning in my tears.
Cuz your oh-so-perfect boyfriend?
Yeah, guess what, I saw him first?
I get one big kickass solo
And your songs are all the worst.
Your only good one?
Yeah, they
ERBOHF: Christine vs. Carlotta. by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Christine vs. Carlotta.
Christine:
There's an angel of music
Who sings songs in my head
And if I don't sing the lead,
Well then I guess your voice is dead,
Because guess what, Carlotta?
You're washed up, you're a joke
And you'd better get your ass offstage
Before you start to croak.
There's a new prima donna,
But guess what, it's not you!
So just pack up now, and leave this town,
That's all I ask of you!
Carlotta:
'O crazy leetle toad
Hearing-a voices is-a the first sign of madness!
I'ma Carlotta Gudichelli
The Angles love-a my voice
And ze public adore me!
Ubaldo will go with me
Then see your precious leetle stage
Unable to put on ze Opera!
Ch
ERBOHF: Erik vs. Raoul by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Erik vs. Raoul
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORICAL FICTION: ERIK VERSUS RAOOOOOOOUL!
Erik:
I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music
She's the mask I wear, yeah, and I don't want to lose it.
If it goes she's Pandora,
A prying Pandora
So shut up Viscomte and listen to me!
She'll surrender to the music of the night
She's the only one who can make my song take flight.
Carlotta's a bitch
And she can't even pitch
A note to save her life.
And so Chrissie needs to save me before I punjab myself in strife!
Raoul:
So it is to be war between us?
Stop with the notes,
Because no one's impressed!
With a wedding dressed up sex doll,
It's no wonder
Ironic - Les Miserables Edition by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Ironic - Les Miserables Edition
A young man
Dreamed we'd be free
He built a barricade
And died the next day
It's a gun shot
In your shoulder blade
It's a volunteer
And your life he did save
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little fall of rain
Makes the flowers grow
And the sacrifice
That you could never know
When it's not worth squat
In the end, you died...
And who would have thought
It could end?
Life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up
In your face
Drink with your friends
To the days gone by
And you hide your face
So they won't see you cry
And you pray to God,
To bring him ho
Why Enjolras Died A Virgin by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Why Enjolras Died A Virgin
Bastian Enjolras hated Autun. After only twenty-four minutes in the sleepy little town, he was sick of it. "I am going to kill you," he hissed at Grantaire. Grantaire shrugged.
"Come on, Apollo, let the rustic charm sweep over you. It's healthy."
"You dragged me away from planning the most important event in the history of France for THIS?!?"
"Keep it down, will you? I have a reputation to uphold here!"
"Name one tavern where you don't!" Enjolras stood up, scowling. "PLEASE, say there's at least a bookshop where I can try to blow off some steam reading Robespierre."
"Feel free to look around. I'm staying here. Hey! Claire! Penelope! Gabr
"There she is!" Fantine nearly screamed with joy. A little ways up the road, the tiny brunette girl dropped her bucket and ran into her mother's waiting arms.
"Maman!" she sobbed. "Oh, Maman, I missed you!"
"Cosette, my Cosette," Fantine whispered again and again. "Jean, this is her. This is Cosette." Cosette looked up in wonder at the bearded man with the graying brown hair. "Cosette, this is Monsieur Valjean. We've just come from the Thénardiers. We're going to be together again, just like before."
"No, Fantine, not like before," Valjean said kindly, but firmly. He bent down so he was eye to eye with the little girl. "Cosette, I've
VALJEAN :
One site more
Another bill trying to stop our fun
Why should it do much better than the other one? I
just want things to stay the same,
To do my roleplay and my games,
One site more!
MARIUS :
I may not live after today
How can I live without my tumblr?
VALJEAN:
One site more .
MARIUS & COSETTE :
Tomorrow it could go away
There's never been a bill that's dumber .
EPONINE :
One more day, here on Facebook
MARIUS & COSETTE:
Will we ever VLOG again?
EPONINE:
One more day, no Congress caring
MARIUS & COSETTE:
I had pics to show to you
EPONINE:
Oh, the t
Secret Santa for TheRandomPhangirl by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Secret Santa for TheRandomPhangirl
“I’m sorry.”
Those are the last words spoken by Marius Pontmercy while he still lives. Or perhaps the first ones he speaks when he dies. It is difficult to tell. Cosette had him when she slipped into the final sleep, a few months past. He has no one. His family, his friends, his wife, all gone before him, his children scattered into the world. He dies in his bed, alone, and is greeted first not by Cosette, but by an angelic and terrible face he has not seen for decades. “Enjolras…”
“The savior of the barricades joins us at last. Well met, Marius Pontmercy.”
“Why do I only see you?&rdq
Secret Santa for ~GermanyXItaly1000 by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Secret Santa for ~GermanyXItaly1000
He sits alone, the man in the mask,
And waits for the girl who listened.
All around him is a shattered dream,
The dream she could love him,
And she would stay with him.
A wilting rose sits by her portrait,
The symbol of undying love,
Now lies withering into nothing.
He loved her, so much,
He loved her the night she sang,
And the moment when she tore his mask away.
He loved her upon the rooftop,
On the night when she broke his heart.
He loved her at the masquerade,
When she was the only color to be seen,
And he loved her when she mourned for her father.
He loved her when she sang his work,
And he loved her when she exposed him
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine
Cosette:
Oh my life begins at last
When I meet a guy
And I fall in love so fast.
Papa makes me run before I can even say goodbye
But wait, papa changed
And I'm now with Marius
Everything's arranged
To my perfect happiness.
Eponine:
Oh, you fucking Disney princess!
Do you even know a thing?
I've been living in the streets,
As I hear the people sing!
I haven't had a bite to eat
In maybe nine whole years
And I think that I'm in danger
Of just drowning in my tears.
Cuz your oh-so-perfect boyfriend?
Yeah, guess what, I saw him first?
I get one big kickass solo
And your songs are all the worst.
Your only good one?
Yeah, they
ERBOHF: Christine vs. Carlotta. by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Christine vs. Carlotta.
Christine:
There's an angel of music
Who sings songs in my head
And if I don't sing the lead,
Well then I guess your voice is dead,
Because guess what, Carlotta?
You're washed up, you're a joke
And you'd better get your ass offstage
Before you start to croak.
There's a new prima donna,
But guess what, it's not you!
So just pack up now, and leave this town,
That's all I ask of you!
Carlotta:
'O crazy leetle toad
Hearing-a voices is-a the first sign of madness!
I'ma Carlotta Gudichelli
The Angles love-a my voice
And ze public adore me!
Ubaldo will go with me
Then see your precious leetle stage
Unable to put on ze Opera!
Ch
ERBOHF: Erik vs. Raoul by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Erik vs. Raoul
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORICAL FICTION: ERIK VERSUS RAOOOOOOOUL!
Erik:
I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music
She's the mask I wear, yeah, and I don't want to lose it.
If it goes she's Pandora,
A prying Pandora
So shut up Viscomte and listen to me!
She'll surrender to the music of the night
She's the only one who can make my song take flight.
Carlotta's a bitch
And she can't even pitch
A note to save her life.
And so Chrissie needs to save me before I punjab myself in strife!
Raoul:
So it is to be war between us?
Stop with the notes,
Because no one's impressed!
With a wedding dressed up sex doll,
It's no wonder
Ironic - Les Miserables Edition by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Ironic - Les Miserables Edition
A young man
Dreamed we'd be free
He built a barricade
And died the next day
It's a gun shot
In your shoulder blade
It's a volunteer
And your life he did save
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little fall of rain
Makes the flowers grow
And the sacrifice
That you could never know
When it's not worth squat
In the end, you died...
And who would have thought
It could end?
Life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up
In your face
Drink with your friends
To the days gone by
And you hide your face
So they won't see you cry
And you pray to God,
To bring him ho
Why Enjolras Died A Virgin by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
Why Enjolras Died A Virgin
Bastian Enjolras hated Autun. After only twenty-four minutes in the sleepy little town, he was sick of it. "I am going to kill you," he hissed at Grantaire. Grantaire shrugged.
"Come on, Apollo, let the rustic charm sweep over you. It's healthy."
"You dragged me away from planning the most important event in the history of France for THIS?!?"
"Keep it down, will you? I have a reputation to uphold here!"
"Name one tavern where you don't!" Enjolras stood up, scowling. "PLEASE, say there's at least a bookshop where I can try to blow off some steam reading Robespierre."
"Feel free to look around. I'm staying here. Hey! Claire! Penelope! Gabr
"There she is!" Fantine nearly screamed with joy. A little ways up the road, the tiny brunette girl dropped her bucket and ran into her mother's waiting arms.
"Maman!" she sobbed. "Oh, Maman, I missed you!"
"Cosette, my Cosette," Fantine whispered again and again. "Jean, this is her. This is Cosette." Cosette looked up in wonder at the bearded man with the graying brown hair. "Cosette, this is Monsieur Valjean. We've just come from the Thénardiers. We're going to be together again, just like before."
"No, Fantine, not like before," Valjean said kindly, but firmly. He bent down so he was eye to eye with the little girl. "Cosette, I've
VALJEAN :
One site more
Another bill trying to stop our fun
Why should it do much better than the other one? I
just want things to stay the same,
To do my roleplay and my games,
One site more!
MARIUS :
I may not live after today
How can I live without my tumblr?
VALJEAN:
One site more .
MARIUS & COSETTE :
Tomorrow it could go away
There's never been a bill that's dumber .
EPONINE :
One more day, here on Facebook
MARIUS & COSETTE:
Will we ever VLOG again?
EPONINE:
One more day, no Congress caring
MARIUS & COSETTE:
I had pics to show to you
EPONINE:
Oh, the t
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine by CaeliaDiMekio, literature
Literature
ERBOHF: Cosette vs. Eponine
Cosette:
Oh my life begins at last
When I meet a guy
And I fall in love so fast.
Papa makes me run before I can even say goodbye
But wait, papa changed
And I'm now with Marius
Everything's arranged
To my perfect happiness.
Eponine:
Oh, you fucking Disney princess!
Do you even know a thing?
I've been living in the streets,
As I hear the people sing!
I haven't had a bite to eat
In maybe nine whole years
And I think that I'm in danger
Of just drowning in my tears.
Cuz your oh-so-perfect boyfriend?
Yeah, guess what, I saw him first?
I get one big kickass solo
And your songs are all the worst.
Your only good one?
Yeah, they
Okay, let's take this from the top. Act 1. I'mma go full out analysis, so bear with me.
Auction/Overture:
Earl Carpenter as the Auctioneer: Adorable. Hadley as old Raoul: Precious. So frail, and yet so powerful. The overture: Awesome. Loved the video of Ramin churning out his music while the overture played. The chandelier... well... more on that later...
Hannibal/Think of Me:
Brilliant. Kiera Duffy was everything you could ask for in a Carlotta, plump, over the top, narcissistic.... And I loved how well she and Wynne Evans complemented each other. Liz Robertson.... well, I kinda need to hold off on that for a bit. Daisy Maywood was a pre